Posts Tagged ‘random’

What You Water Will Grow

I’ll never get over how beauty brands treat “influencers” so much better than their own employees.

Random things I’m thinking about right now

1. Buying wide ribbon to lace my feet and ankles in to make my pumps look extra sexy.

2. Buying pumps because all my cute shoes are open-toed and strappy, thereby negating the awesomeness of the aforementioned wide ribbon.

3. John Travolta has become sort of a punchline these days but I swear to all you young’uns, he used to be blisteringly hot.  Even “Look Who’s Talking” era Travolta had sex appeal if you watch it with the sound down.

4. I’m going to wear the makeup from Madonna’s “Justify My Love” video everywhere I go for the next week.

Television Shows I Should Pitch (but probably never will) Part 1

Douchebag Rehab

Sort of like “Intervention.”  A group of people who are related to, work with, or are otherwise regularly affected by a complete douchebag gather together and give him the ultimatum to undergo a 90 day intensive douchebag rehabilitation program or risk alienation.  They each present a statement in the ways his douchebaggery has negatively impacted their lives and tainted all their interactions with him.  If he fails to complete the program or relapses inside the first year, he will be sterilized so he cannot raise douchebags of his own.

Potential channel?  Logo, although the channel is SHOULD be on is Spike…to serve as a terrible warning.