So my dance band is covering “Cupid Shuffle.” I’ve been trying to get used to it so that I can do the dance with the audience while I sing. This means I’m doing it several times in a row.
I know some of you are reading this and are saying to yourselves, “Pffft, whatever. Cupid flippin’ Shuffle.” Possibly even doing the jack-off motion with your hands. I say this to you, gentle air-jacking reader: try doing the Cupid Shuffle for 25-30 minutes and get back with me. It is no joke.
Break An Egg For Me 